I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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