everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
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where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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