I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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