On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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