the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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