Whod you bang
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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