He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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