I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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