You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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