He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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