Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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