that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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