thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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