I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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