I got chris browned last night
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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