I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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