awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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