oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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