love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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