chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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