would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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