if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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