Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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