You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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