1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
YAS. BRING CRAB.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I came so hard my ears popped.
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