The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Dignity is for republicans.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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