We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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