i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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