Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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