And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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