I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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