He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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