can u get pink eye on your cock?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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