Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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