She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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