roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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