At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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