Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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