About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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