I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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