I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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