Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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