I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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