Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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