They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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