Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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