I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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