Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
How does one acquire holy water?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
do nipples grow back?
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