no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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