They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Randomize
