I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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