Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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