You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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