just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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