Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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