That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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