Can i not drive my cunt home
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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